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DECEMBER 2007

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    Xmas 2007
    All Bubbles On
    You Are Canadian If
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NOVEMBER 2007

    Around Halloween

OCTOBER 2007

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    The Guy Rules
    Bear, Tiger

SEPTEMBER 2007

    Skill Kicking

JULY 2007

    July LongBlog

MAY 2007

    Scotland Vacation

APRIL 2007

    Those two minutes
    Canadian Citizenship...
    Dog vs. Cat Diary
    Dogs deserve better
    April Seventeenth

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You Are Canadian If

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If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Brampton for the weekend, you may live in Canada.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada.

If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.

If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.

If the speed limit on the highway is 80km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada.

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.

If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada.

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your Canadian friends & others, you definitely live in Canada.


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Murderers and rapists get out of jail over time. A chained dog serves a life sentence with no parole only because he is a dog while all he wants is to be with you and give you his unconditional love.

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They are unseen. Forgotten. Alone. Forever. On a chain. Dying in the back yard of humans.